When clients fall asleep on the table

I once had a client snore so loudly during a session that I almost lost my concentration and started laughing. It was as if I was giving a massage to a bear in hibernation! It got me thinking — what funny things have you experienced while trying to maintain a serene atmosphere?

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But i’ve had clients snore too, and once I had to stifle a laugh because it sounded like a foghorn! It’s amazing how some can drift into dreamland while you’re trying to be a calming presence. What do you usually do when that happens?

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